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For Tuan.
X the ones that apply to you.
SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[X] Talked back to a teacher.
[X] Been kicked out of a class.
[X] Worn your pajamas to school.
[X] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[X] Gotten yourself lost in your school. (freshman year of HS and College)
[X] Broken the dress code in your school.
[X] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[X] Left your class without asking anybody.
[ ] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[X] Thrown up your lunch in school.
HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[X] Argue with your parents a lot. (about my future)
[X] Argue with your brother[s] a lot. (about stupid little things about who looks better…haha jk)
[X] Argue with your sister[s] a lot. (used to call my sis a fatty, but i love her to death)
[X] Do your own laundry.
[X] Cook dinner once in a while. (i love to cook with a passion)
[X] Are loud and obnoxious at home. (me and the roomies don’t know when to shut up)
[X] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere
[X] You sleep in very long.
[X] All you do is watch television/go on the internet. (i hate TV and the internet…no i don’t *cries*
[ ] Your parents are divorced.
[X] Your family makes you cry a lot (when anyone in my family is going through hard times)
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[ ] You can’t stand being with your parents.
FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[X] You currently dislike one or more of your friends. (people act a fool sometimes)
[X] You are jealous of one or more of your friends. (All the time…but I come to accept things)
[X] You have known a friend your whole life.
[] Your friends are all taller than you.
[X] You have been ditched by a friend.
[X] You have memorized a friends phone number.
[X] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[X] You have been to most of your friends houses.
[X] You love most of your friends. (Most important part of my life next to family)
HABIT CONFESSIONS
[ ] You bite your nails.
[ ] You have an odd obsession with knives.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[X] You cannot sleep with the door open
[X] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[X ] You are good at telling lies (…not)
LOVE CONFESSIONS
[X] You currently like/love someone.
[ ] You want to kill one of your exs.
[X] You can stay committed for a long time
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[X] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[X] Your ex has dumped you for another boy.
PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[X] You hate George Bush.
[X] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal.
[X] Gay marriage is fine by you.
[X] Boys make better friends than girls do. (MY NIGGASSS)
[ ] Pink is an ugly color.
[X] Needles aren’t so horrible.
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal
[X] You have plenty of secrets
“HAVE YOU EVER” CONFESSIONS
[X] Fallen up the stairs.
[X] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[ ] Had a nail fall off.
[X] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul
[X] Slapped someone across the face.
[X] Killed someone. (in a video game)
[X] Worn something inside out for a whole day
whowouldshazdo:gangsterbetch:yougococo:(via fuckingobscenity)
oh god.
one dork to rule them all…
No words.
now that’s the biggest DORK ever!
this is why vabeach girls get’s knocked up. oops. i said that out loud. ;D
so…VA beach girl’s have half-whale babies?
took me hellllla time to finally see the damn dolphins -_- i guess i have a corrupted mind .
God my mind is POLLUTED. i think i see one dolphin.. is it the woman’s crotch? HAHA like, the fin or something? rofl. it’s not even a full dolphin -___-” SOMEONE WANNA HELP ME SPY THE DOLPHINS?! HAHAH.
k so i’ve only been able to find eight -_- three are at the top , like wear thier arms are . (two big ones and a baby dolphin .. i suppose) & there’s another two near her breast-ts-is . haha two more around her hips and indeed , the one on her crotch . hahah
OOOOOOOH! good eyes Razelle! xD i would’ve never guessed. lmao
haha , why thank you jenna ! (: took me forever though and i still can’t find the ninth one -.-
i can’t see ANY of these dolphins T___T tf is wrong with my mind!?
AHHHH i’m corrupt…
OH WELL
FIND DIALOGUE
was amazing!!!!
i met a lot of cool people =]
agreed.
except king phillip. king phillip was not crackin.
fuck king phlllip yo
I need to start over...clean slate, back to the basics, re-evaluate. I thought I knew, but I really don't know enough about myself. This is essential. This is the essence of progression.
F$*!ing B!@TCH
I’m gonna refer to this individual as “Helga”
Helga is a member of my project team for Marketing 301. She’s one of those stuck-up, “omg-like” talk, bitchy, selfish, spoiled girls (the list could go on).
Its coming down to the wire now for our group’s final project and Helga has never been to a single meeting. Yet, she complains and complains about getting things done. Every single time the team agrees on a meeting arrangement, Helga ends up calling to say “I can’t make it…I had work and they always screw me over on letting me out on time.”
YOU LYING BITCH, HELGA.
We had a meeting last night at 9PM and you called with the same exact excuse. Five minutes after you hang up, guess who calls?!
YOUR BOYFRIEND
who happens to be one of my good friends. Turns out you have been free every single meeting and you just don’t show up because you think we don’t get anything done. IN FACT, we get a substantial amount of work done during every meeting. EVERY person counts in this team, and if you were to show up maybe you’d know what we are doing….BITCH
Guess who’s NOT gonna get a good grade on our team evaluation?
One.
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